Kate's Dad was digging through some old files today and emailed me a copy of his "Top 10 signs that Kate is Ready for Marriage," which he read at our reception on our wedding day. I hadn't heard them for a long time and and I had other things on my mind at the time, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Here's the Top Ten:
10: Finally confessed to bishop of secred marriage to Ecuadorian Doctor who saved her life
9: Allows Robbie to call her Master and Commander rather than Lord Vader
8: Was recently allowed to drive her own car at the Disneyland Autopia
7: Has cut Diet Coke consumption to tow gallons per day
6: Slowed down her speech so chipmunks can now understand her
5: Now engages in small talk with dad before hitting him up for money
4: Has memorized the recipe for boiling water
3: When driving Montero, no longer refers to pedestrians as "prey"
2: Has changed her college major to math to feel more challenged at the U
And the Top Sign that Kate is Ready for Marriage...
1: No longer arm wrestles in sleazy Provo Bars for quarters
Thanks Tom. We had some great laughs tonight.
5 comments:
Love Tom! SOunds like he was spot on! :)
Hilarious! Makes me miss you, Kate!
hahaha so funny!
That pic of you on the elephant about made me pee my pants i was laughing so hard!
haha oh uncle tom. i can totally picture him saying all of this (in fact, i was there when he said all of this but don't remember, and i didn't have other things on my mind :]) the chipmunk and diet coke comments were hilarious! love you guys!
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